Lucy Hess, Casting Director
I'm tucking Lucy into bed, and she's discussing what stage shows she will be in when she's older. The Trojan Horse
is the front runner. According to her, she will play Odysseus, Maddie will be Agamemnon because he always falls in the mud, and I'll be playing a female archer named Zelda who refuses to wear her glasses. Of course, Joy will be Achilles.
Lucy also wants to be a waitress at Denny's when she grows up. I had hoped for bigger and better things, but if it's between that and becoming a casting director, I guess we're stuck with the Denny's thing.