The Hess Report


Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.


Yesterday, I helped out at the Valentine's Day party at Maddie's school. Lucy's school dismissed a half-hour early so she got to attend a portion of the first grade shindig. It's amazing how well she fits in with the first graders.

During a bit of story time, Lucy and Maddie were sitting together on a carpet, and one of the Maddie's classmates, a boy named Caleb, was sitting on Maddie's other side. Lucy had a balloon and was blowing it up and letting the air blurb out of it.

Caleb says "Sounds like someone left a toot over there."

Maddie puts her hand on his arm and warns him "Don't make her angry. You won't like what happens." Lucy just sits there, playing with her balloon.

Caleb, seeming fascinated: "What would she do?"

Maddie: "You don't want to know. Probably kick you or something."

Or maybe she'll make you clean the castle (No puzzles!), then have you whipped with a Slinky within an inch of your life.

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