Our old house has finally sold. I won't discuss the particulars of the deal or the buyers, because I don't want say anything legally actionable, which I probably would.

Fun Facts:
Average time on market when we put the house up for sale: 60 days

Length of time after we put the house up for sale after which housing market started to tank: 30 days

Length of time we budgeted for paying for two houses: 5 months

Length of time we ended up paying for two houses: 10 months

And what was it that finally sold the house? Probably the goat sacrifices.

Wait, what am I saying? It was definitely the goat sacrifices!

Well, at least the kids are happy, because we can stop having Ramen noodles and goat burgers for every meal.